Calamity J. Cowgirl Revolution

Redefining Out of Line

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Full blown queer and chronic nail biter. Well rounded, plesantly plump weirdo. Comfortable shoes femme who loves to talk dirty. International celebrity and queen of your parallel universe.

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Calamity J. loves you. And you should love her back by checking out her wishlist at amazon.com. Type in name Calamity J.

Oh, and by the way, I do not consent to my posts being quoted, stolen, or otherwise abused in any medium on or off the internet. Everything posted in this journal is the intellectual property of moi. By reading this journal you consent to abide by my request that you respect my intellectual property.

Also, all names have been changed to protect the guilty.

Okay, I'm usually not this bureaucratic / paranoid, I promise. But hey, its the internet. A little pre-emptive damage control never hurt anybody, did it?

You may come across frequent spelling errors in this journal. Give me a break, por favor. I have 2 learning disabilities.

Dislikes:7: alcoholics, anorexic fashion models, codependents, errant cat pee, et tu babe, one or two party political systems, shaved vaginas

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