Full blown queer and chronic nail biter. Well rounded, plesantly plump weirdo. Comfortable shoes femme who loves to talk dirty. International celebrity and queen of your parallel universe.
Some of my entries are friends only. So ask if you want me to add you. xo.
Calamity J. loves you. And you should love her back by checking out her wishlist at amazon.com. Type in name Calamity J.
Oh, and by the way, I do not consent to my posts being quoted, stolen, or otherwise abused in any medium on or off the internet. Everything posted in this journal is the intellectual property of moi. By reading this journal you consent to abide by my request that you respect my intellectual property.
Also, all names have been changed to protect the guilty.
Okay, I'm usually not this bureaucratic / paranoid, I promise. But hey, its the internet. A little pre-emptive damage control never hurt anybody, did it?
You may come across frequent spelling errors in this journal. Give me a break, por favor. I have 2 learning disabilities.
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